Hyperbole and a Half is not really a web comic, but it isn't really a blog either. you have cute eyes! I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative--like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it--but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. I love your posts a lot.I also love your posts, Alot. I've taken steps to loosen it up a bit during social interactions because I was always made fun of for not being "black enough", which is basically the "down" peoples' way of saying I should act more "ignant". I keep running into that too. LOL! My dear, I realize that language and grammar are organic and are allowed to change. This comment has been removed by the author. Do you know who would probably replace me?!? Since I don't laugh, this is an accomplishment of no little merit.The downside is, I have an evil super-villain laugh, and my roommate now wakes up in the wee hours of the morning to me cackling in the dark. Hyperbole and a Half. Oh yeah. ... now back to our regularly scheduled comments. You have a lot of comments, there must be a lot of grammer bugged people. People who type U instead of You know the difference, they're just too lazy to write the proper word. I LOVE YOU. I wonder what you think of when people say "irregardless." At my elementary school, our spelling book taught us to spell it as one word, "alot". Cheers. #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. I'm just kidding, Allie. Keep going, get better. Read it here. Yesterday I went to sleep so late that I missed work this morning. I was ranting earlier today about the misuse of "you're" and "your", as well as "there", "their", and "they're". haha, you are amazing. | / Alot vs. To get me fired? I seen in print all the time "there's three things," when it should read "there're." (See also: X all the Y) :D. I laughed so hard reading this that my boyfriend kept twisting around and giving me "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???" I had to use a calculator to add them up since my brain is pretty much dead. Apr 25, 2012 - Explore Michelle Spurling's board "Hyperbole and a Half", followed by 143 people on Pinterest. That one gets me EVERY time. Brosh has also expanded the comic into a series of web videos in a similar style, … (Alot is no "guy"). I appreciate it! WE CARE. Inspired by the Hyperbole and a Half comic The Alot is Better Than You at Everything. I just wanna hold alot! Thanks. He's green. These posts make me giggle for real every single time. It's a delicious creepy, though. While the internet and texting have clearly joined forces to dumb-ify the world, these are useful defense tactics. If I ever do get that job, I swear to email pictures of sad Alots to bad authors. :-D. I imagine him sounding like Ludo from Labyrinth. I just have to say that the picture of the "I hear that Alot" had me on the floor laughing so hard I cried. [চিত্র]alot / Hyperbole and a Half / The Best Way Ever on / Hyperbole and a Half / Hyperbole and a Half / a lot vs. alot | En / Hyperbole and a Half / Alot, A Lot, Allot / Image - 180046] | Th / The Alot Monster! I mean that as a compliment. HUGE pet peeve of mine! (now you have to do one wearing your pink allie dress!). Nicely done. ahgh!! Awww.....the Alot drawings might be better than the Spaghattah Nadle. However, I feel I have found a kindred spirit in you. If someone says something like "I feel lonely alot" or "I'm angry alot," I'm going to imagine them standing there with an emo haircut, sharing their feelings with an Alot. And because I now read your blog...I am now awesome. I think this is one of the best posts of yours I've ever read. And I can't deny the freaky power of Allie Brosh's crudely drawn illustrations to evoke complicated emotions and ideas. Seriously. LOOOOOOOOL This is soooooooo funny.. :). I always pictured an ocelot.Thanks for all of your hard work, creativity and illustrations! Ahahahaha! So... now I want to see what a Noone looks like. Those drawings will make the internet far more tolerable for the literate. I hate that one Alot. i think u hav alot of issues but u r funny. A lot of them rely too heavily on shock value as their primary source for humor and that’s a strategy that wears thin rather quickly. I would maybe even pay you if you'd let me use it with my students. They are Alots of Kittens. I laughed even though I see myself in some of these behaviors. In the book, Allie is sharing her thoughts and feelings, and while they aren't PC, they are very concrete examples of what she feels like living with depression, lack of motivation, etc. History Launched in 2009, the comics feature MS Paint-style drawings often paired with dark themes about growing up or depression. Your too funny! My son was given this book as he was undergoing treatment for severe depression, and our entire family found it a really great starting point for understanding what he was dealing with, at a time when he didn't have the energy or words to describe it himself. OMG thank you so, so much for this. See more ideas about hyperbole and a half, hyperbole, make me laugh. It's possible that the Alot will save me from becoming clinically insane due to frequent exposure to bad grammar. Awesome. So what happened to the "there're". We’ve got you covered with the buzziest new releases of the day. What I think is even more interesting is the anger and intolerance that arises from these grammatical "errors". Start by marking “Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened” as Want to Read: Error rating book. I'd like to say I liked this book - I did try to. Huge kudos! See all 19 questions about Hyperbole and a Half…, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir, Nenia ✨️ Socially Awkward Trash Panda ✨️ Campbell, Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh - 4.5 stars. If you guessed William Shatner you're probably correct. I constantly have this problem and you just saved my life (kinda). She finds it less funny but is one of those 'grumpy when woke up at 4am types'. can i have one shipped? I can't decide whether I like the MEOW or Michael Phelps and his jazzy swim trunks better. Percy for short. I also love your posts, Alot. YEECH!! I love your blog; I hope to see Alot more in the future. People are a lot of stupid or lazy. :P. This is amazing! I would totally subscribe. Alot of stitches. She started her award-winning blog in 2009. I love the Alot so damn much. Just saying. I think a lot of people would buy it. I would love to order an "I Love you Alot" shirt. Alots of Kittens, where Kittens is a place like "CamAlots," which in itself gets even wierder when you associate "cam" with "naughty webcam. First time on site, I am going to keep this short.Good job. Wow, just stumbled across this and love it. How creative! This will help me manage my internet anger a lot better. Just give me a discount for sharing such a wonderful idea with you. If I come across a person who seems to completely ignore the existence of apostrophes and capital letters and types things like "im an eagle and im typing with my talons, so dont make fun of me cuz this is hard," I like to imagine that they actually. My entire circle of friends thanks you. We were having the very FIRST spelling test of the school year. That is all. Thanks for giving me a picture to put to them! I knew, rationally, that "a lot" was two words and not one, but at the same time we were specifically instructed that we would be spelling ten words, so by that logic the first word was just that, A word. Ha ha ha ha!!! (sorry, Boyfriend) ;)--Suzanne in Texas. I can't believe I'm getting spelling/grammar advice from both your site and The Oatmeal.I had a similar coping mechanism when reading the word 'alot'. Working on a college campus this most likely looked strange to the students passing by the large window into my office. The Alot is a fictional mammalian creature with brown fur invented by Allie Brosh, the creator of the webcomic Hyperbole and a Half. How does the equal type an ! I absolutely loved it, and I know I'll visit this book again and again. No way I'm not going to be able to keep the Alot out of my mind whenever I encounter that improper usage of the phrase. I will now be seeing the different Alot's every time I see "alot"! And the picture "I care about this alot" is so adorable!! hahahhaa oh this is really sweet, i enjoy your very particular point of view. Absolutely brilliant. =D, This post made my day. A. lol. You should continue writing funny things on the internet. That thing has a mind of its own. :P plus, I technically AM only using two fingers (or thumbs, as the case may be)...so I think perhaps I can have amnesty?Anyhoo...I love u alot. I would of, I could of, instead of would have, could have. I find myself moved to organize an Adopt An Alot organization. :). Hyperbole and a Half is a combination of webcomic and blog written by Allie Brosh. Alot (Hyperbole and a Half) Cross-stitch; Fancraft; Fanart; Art; Fiber Arts; Summary. The husband nags me about it constantly, so when he gets home & sees your post about this specific grammatical error, he will rain on my parade...alot. do they breed them in japan? :(Do you also have one for common "spelling" errors, like "too/to", "lose/loose", and other things o' that natchah? Is this what you want?!? This post is awesome, and the Google Ad for Grammarly is like some sort of delicious icing. The Alot, is the cutest thing ever. Part graphic novel, part autobiography, she manages to both amuse and discomfort the reader in the best of ways. Those are my biggest pet peeves by far. OH MY GOD! Can I get an amen! 5 out of 5 stars (17) 17 reviews $ 2.00. 3 things...1. my students will love this alot2. Please address "fewer" and "less" which are alot misused, alas. Ugh, now I just sound stupid.Anyway, this was awesome and hilarious and I really want an alot now. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative--like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it--but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. It was explained to us that we would have to spell ten words and to number our papers appropriately.The first word was "a lot".I had a conundrum upon hearing that, my eleven year old self. But luckily the Alot can be found in perpetuity on the blog itself, hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca. I really must relate this story to you as it is extremely relevant!I was in fifth grade, Mr. Edwards' English class. i can assure you, if i have learnt it, you can learn it. After this lesson no teenager would ever misuse 'a lot. My personal favourites are The God Cake and The Party. Welcome back. Angry that I had been tricked, angry that what we were told and what was expected were clearly two different things, and most distressingly that now Mr. Edwards thought that I thought "a lot" was one word instead of two.It has bothered me so much that here I sit twenty-four years later and I'm still mad about it. Hey, new job idea for you! the proof is in the pudding with this comment. I love this Alot! 585K likes. He's my best friend. Absolutely hysterical! Carry on. i think many people will agree that the biggest punctuation pain in the ass is the unncessary apostrophe. Multiple times. It consists of random incidents and observations in Allie's life, ranging from toddler cake consumption: “I had tasted cake and there was no going back. For me, motivation is this horrible, scary game where I try to make myself do something while I actively avoid doing it. The Alot are even better than the Adipose that were in that doctor who story.....how can I adopt one? A lot!Alot will get me through many future days on the job. But there is one grammatical mistake that I particularly enjoy encountering. MY alots are made entirely of kittens. I'm just not good good at being social and I never know the right thing to say. Ya know what bugs me alot more than that? [Зображення]alot / Hyperbole and a Half / Hyperbole and a Half / Alot, A Lot, Allot / Hyperbole and a Half / What's Up With “Alot / a lot vs. alot | En / Who wants to own Alo / A LOT of Mistakes! FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. Online grammar drives me up the wall, but now I just get to picture the adorable Alot instead! I wanted to tell you funny things about how I'm trying desperately to convince the internet to give me a job as an editor, but I think you broke me. It's just unacceptable! You have totally changed the way I view grammatical errors! PS. Uh, yeah -- what Alana said up there! As Heather just said, it's like you have a creepy window into my brain. Yep...this helps clarify a number of things. However, this is a price I am willing to pay because this blog is awesome. I'm going to think of that everytime I see the word alot. And if I lose, I'm one step closer to ruining my entire life. Hyperbole and a Half is a very popular online personal blog that contains numerous posts and comics. You've transformed my experience of internet forums for ever. I once discovered Alot of grammatical errors over the years. | / Alot vs. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. huh... to be honest, I completely disagree. Thanks, Alot, for sharing! There's an idea. oh man. (And now I'm picturing a grumpy Alot wearing a sandwich board that says LESS and FEWER.) (I don't really think it's me. You just made my day. See more ideas about hyperbole and a half, hyperbole, bones funny. It takes a great deal of self control for me to not spend hours a day correcting grammar and spelling on YouTube. This is a wonderful creation you've made here. Oh, sheesh....I am horrible about the "alot" monster. You are incredibly funny, so glad I stumbled upon this blog!! ;)Ok, next blog post idea - please create some funny visual aids for their, they're, there and your, you're. This was great! Cuz he isn't a lazy asshole. Any bugs, let me know in … what about...This is Alot funnier than the other blogs I read! :D. Holy hell, I just died laughing. which happens alot. And her "Identity" chapters delve into the lies we tell ourselves. Hilarious yet again. seriously. I laughed out loud 394802394 times while reading this post. Could you please help with the "they're their there" dilemma. I'm super pleased that the eagle uses a Mac. You should totally make an alot plushie! If I only had one finger on each hand, I'd leave out unnecessary letters too! However, "a lot", "alot", and the occasional "allot" definitely annoy me as well. i felt it.right thru the heart. I Like This Alot, Hyperbole and a Half - Cross stitch chart, pattern CrossStitchByShawn. In fact, I'm feeling alot happier now that I've read it. As in "there are." (phew.). This post is alot of fun.I want to see alot more, alot of times. “Most people can motivate themselves to do things simply by knowing that those things need to be done. I laughed so hard I cried. I'm going to adopt your view of an Alot so coping might abound! Thank you for introducing this coping mechanism. (And coming from a librarian, that means a lot.). So hilarious!!! i almost NEVER use proper capitalization/apostrophi-cation and often substitute letters (or numbers) 4 words when it comes to commenting on sites. i make the effort when it comes to my own blog but it's (<-----i did that one just for you) not something that comes easily.im super lazy and kind of hate caps unless used for effect. The Alot is Better Than You at Everything, Someone Should Probably Kill This Post With Fire, How a Sandwich Makes You Its Bitch in 11 Easy Steps, Dramatic Reading of A Real Breakup Letter, Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug, and it has provided hours of entertainment for me in a situation where I'd normally be left feeling angry and disillusioned with the world. ;) You'd love the books!Thanks for a good laugh.Sarah. shhh. Since we have this grammatical correctness fixation in common, I'm assuming you too, are afflicted with the need to vent when some idiot yells that YOU NEED to purchase this machine!!! It hurts, Allie, but I do it because the workbook told me to. Obviously something you care a lot about. And way less glamorous than I had anticipated. I have been a faithful reader and um... would really like to get my very own Alot. When I was in J-school, I had a writing teacher who said, "It isn't a lot unless you can put a house on it." "You are a wonder. You're a genius. It's like you have a creepy window into my brain. GLEE'S ON! I too have issues with those who have problems with grammar. It has pretty much rendered me completley incapable of productive activity, which would be frightening if I chose to really think about it, fortunately I don't. Hyperbole and a Half is one of the best-known blogs around today, and one of the funniest.Hyperbole and a Half, The Book is about 50% material that appears on the blog and about 50% original material. In other words, some people write the way you draw people? Impatience and frustration with idiocy is vastly different to being intolerant of others for other reasons. And I never know whether I'm going to win or lose until the last second.”, “I've always wanted not to give a fuck. Felt a bit disjointed, which is precisely why I dock it 1 star. In fact this book is actually kind of phenomenal. I laughed longer and harder than I have in days.:D. Please please please. without using shift? :). It seems everyone loves it. ugly sign? (I mean, if you ever let the Alot make his or her own post, I'm sure I would love it.) :D. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE SO MUCH BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hyperbole and a Half Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened. He may not thank you, but I do! Does the alot feel left out when someone says "you guys"? )Maybe next you can take on the misuse of LESS and FEWER. After hours of reading 400-level fiction stories with poor syntax and uninteresting plots, I needed a little laughter. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I love you so much! Keep up the funny work. The illustrations of the dog characters are wonderful, the expressions are perfectly captured. I like it, Alot. "Alot" reminds me of an old occasional Mad magazine series, Horrifying Clichés. I would say it is a great book for teens (12+ and possibly earlier if they are mature or coping with depression). Especially the one that cares what you think.By the way, you're amazing; you must make the overall-awesomeness-meter for Montana go up five or six degrees all by yourself.This is the first time I've commented, but I've been laughing out loud at your posts for almost a week now. Ohh I LOVE the alot, its so cute!!! <3. Believe me. Sorry, got to go. If I win, I have to do something I don't want to do. great post Ali! I'll type complete words on my comments from now on.I really loved this one. You should license this post to teachers everywhere. [I was honestly squirming as I read about Mom & kids lost in the woods and Dad entering Allie in a hot sauce eating contest. )Hilarious, but you knew that. The fact that there is SO much *laziness* in online writing is what makes me so mad. My tiny body had morphed into a writhing mass of pure tenacity encased in a layer of desperation. Shear is for sheep. By Allie Brosh Touchstone, Simon and Schuster, 2013 . And if you're just the kind of person who abuses homophones willy-nilly, you should know that I'm working on developing a new internet wherein grammar fascists can proofread everything anyone writes. Seriously, I've been at the point of hyperventilating. I have a new favourite animal! Even as a non-native English speaker, I couldn't agree more.I'm sincerely, if not atypically, thankful for these tips - not to mention the many laughs had while reading.Keep 'em coming./Kris. At that point, they cross into somethings I'd have to give a credit card number to hang out with. I went to school in the south.) By the way do you know what an "alotabit" is?Obviously some relation to an alot. I am very familiar with Hyperbole and a Half, have even been known to use an image or two from it as profile pictures (especially the cell from the. Hahahahhahah! How embarrassing, I am so going to write a comment to point that out! GO AWAY. Hyperbole and a Half. Can you imagine how many Alots I've seen and hunted down over the past 10 years or more?I've got quite Alot of heads on my wall now. It seems your recent fame has piqued the interest of several area trolls. Hyperbole and a Half is the perfect novel to read on a rainy day because it's unbelievably funny. Awesome! I like the emo, Alot. Also, it's sheer. Let us know what’s wrong with this preview of, Published Ahh well...P.S. Also, I agree with this person: Lisa Beeson said...I imagine him sounding like Ludo from Labyrinth.ME TOO. Maybe next you can take on the misuse of LESS and FEWER. I hear yaks do! Especially as I only discovered you last night & have been since spamming my friends and my FB feed with links to you. Over the passed 2 nights I have read 185 posts. I wrote a book. "Then I read on and I realised how much of a terrible person and a fool I am. As long as the message is not misunderstood, than who the fuck cares? Loved it to bits.. Cant stop laughing! I have been known to refuse to date men who cannot tell the difference between "your" and "you're," based on that principle alone. Yeah, all of them. Alots are known for their superior swimming capabilities. It makes me think of other things... My friend and I are reading this in class instead of paying attention and now we're laughing....alot. I always feel like asking, "my cool...what?". Language: English Words: 12 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 6 Kudos: 8 Hits: 27 You can also use this hyperbole when referring to the number of clothes a person has most especially when it is too many. Noone cares what you think.http://blog.pennlive.com/thrive/2007/12/PeterNoonePicForBlog.jpg. From shop CrossStitchByShawn. An absolute wonder. From now on when I read "alot", my usual frustration shall be transformed into laughter and happy memories. You could teach high school English. I don't think I've seen a book that most of my friends agree on as much as this one. As stupid as it seems even to me, I sometimes backspace and rewrite things so it looks like I'm not such a nerd. i am in love with an alot. i'm even commenting on blogs...i usually never do that! It's a huge pet-peeve when people write "alot"also when people write "thru"What the hell is that?Just because it's on Drive Thru sign at Del Taco, it doesn't make it correct. I wish you could do something magical like this so I wouldn't get mad at the incorrect uses of "your" and "you're. Loved it! I know I would because how could you not want one? Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter and I COMPLETELY share in your disdain for incorrect grammar! Thank you for the Alot, he is now part of my life. My coworker is ready to slap me for always correcting her english (such a bitchy thing for me to do) and now that I have this stupid new touch screen phone, its really difficult to get everything right. The creature was inspired by the common grammatical error writing the phrase "a lot" as "alot." At first I thought I wasn't going to like the illustrations in this book but they really grew on me. Coming soon. Alot vs Michael Phelps makes me smile, alot! I'm guessing that you also get frustrated watching those commercial advertising useless products like the Slapchop. (And now I'm picturing a grumpy Alot wearing a sandwich board that says LESS and FEWER.). scary." You should do a post on more mythical creatures representing human deficiencies. For example, when I read the sentence "I care about this alot," this is what I imagine: Similarly, when someone says "alot of _______", I picture an Alot made out of whatever they are talking about. The example above is a common hyperbole used to emphasis the number of shoes a person has. (sorry, Fat Joe usurps that phrase. I have several words I can't say on my own anymore, and make me look [more] crazy when I interject them into conversation. I love those alots, too. But it's done. :)No seriously, I love your writing. I have to re-comment to Raconteur so forgive me. I feel the same way you do. This is a book I wrote. “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. Haha, I liked that alot (obviously referring to the picture with the alot and the baby)! I found it very relatable, particularly the part ‘why I’ll never be an adult’. I think it's probably because you're brilliant. To spawn the Alot, open the console and enter: /npc spawn vehicle alot, then jump on his back to ride him! ;). Allie Brosh astounds me. Granted, it WAS the 80's, and it WAS Catholic school. I'm a new follower. I just discovered your blog this week. ", I'm reading: The Alot is Better Than You at Everything. This collection of Allie Brosh's thoughts on dog ownership, depression, moving, weird childhood ideas, self-identity, and other life topics is a little random (a lot of it was previously posted on her website). Allie Brosh has enjoyed writing ever since her mom tricked her into writing a story to distract her from her immediate goal of wrapping the cat in duct-tape. Ahahahaha. It is because I'm usually typing from my phone and am lazy and choose to use that shortcut. (What?? Refresh and try again. True story, I know someone with only one finger on each hand, AND HE TYPES OUT FULL WORDS. I went and it was awesome. "the brown's"... what? mailbox? HEY ASSHOLE, raconteur, YA YOU! For those who still prefer the weight and heft of the printed page, reserve your copy of Hyperbole and a Half at spl.blibliocommons.ca and enjoy a lot, and even learn a bit. What if these people haven't been dealt the fine education that you obviously have? I've done Alot of surving the web. The means to which we communicate and the shear volume of communication that we share these days lends itself to "mistakes" and changes. I love this alot. I love u Alot! I'm pretty sure that all the intentional grammatical errors in the comments are going to drive me insane.Preach it, Allie. Much better than doing thesis work. The Alot rocks! looks. lol this is very funny i like this alot, youre so i cannot stop laffing/Excuse me, you are too much of a temptress! Alot is adorable! So the next time you are reading along and you see some guy ranting about how he is "alot better at swimming than Michael Phelps," instead of getting angry, you can be like "You're right! 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